Jerry is my long distance flirtation. He is one of my favorite people on the planet. He is educated, well dressed, and very sociable. I went on one actual date with him before him moved away (more on that at a later date). We talk on the phone endlessly, and if he was local, he would be my boyfriend. But, alas, he lives on an island so I will have to get myself into trouble locally until he comes back to this continent (two years to go). I recently found his list of rules on his blog, so I figure I will share my favorites:
6. If she gives you her number, call her once and leave a message. Only ONCE. IF SHE LIKES YOU, SHE'LL RETURN YOUR CALL. IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED
28. If you want to please a woman in bed JUST ASK HER WHAT SHE LIKES OR DISLIKES, don't assume you know, chances are you don't know. communication is key.
54. Yes, your girl saw her WAY before you did, so just glance and keep it moving. Under no circumstances do you STARE and/or turn your head to look
I think we all know at least one guy who didn't get this memo...
59. Whenever you think you have done enough foreplay add 15 minutes
This rule alone is the reason i would date him...
82. There is no shame in apologizing
102. Unless you are rapper or an athlete never buy a suit with 4 or more buttons or in colors that can be found in Skittles
106. You probably will never know the number of men she has been with and it's probably better that way
it IS better that way. Don't ask. Don't tell. If you are skilled in bed it's because you are comfortable with yourself and you are good at listening to body language. Nothing else
107. Loud noises don't necessarily mean that she is enjoying it
How many times have I tried to be vocal in order to get the guy to just frigging finish already...
111. Chances are she hates your Playstation
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