Crazy Women

My friend said to me "show me a sane woman and I will show you world peace." I think women get a bad rap for being overly emotional. Obviously not every woman is the same, but sometimes it seems that way to men. I woke up this morning to a strange text message from this same friend's phone. It read "I found naked pictures taken of you while you were sleeping and I am uploading them to the Internet -K." When I called my friend (who I did used to sleep with when I was single, and who's very insane once-ex and now current girlfriend's name starts with a K) to find out what the deal was he explained that K had stolen his phone and called a bunch of girls she was threatened by. He had to call the cops in order to get his phone back from her since she didn't take her medication (so she is legally crazy) and went on a spree with his phone. I doubt any pictures taken of me with a sub-par phone camera could be all that worthwhile. Besides, I have been on national TV in my underwear so I really don't think there is much of me that the world has not seen. I sleep with the covers on. I know that much. What I find funny is that as apologetic as my friend was he didn't think that this was grounds to break up with her (again). He thought he just needed to make sure she took her pills. So my question really is: If you are a guy who thinks ALL women are crazy, then are you surrounding yourself with nutcases? I think yes.